Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Potty Man

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Texas Lt .Governor Dan Patrick (R) is sure obsessed about where Texas trans people poop and pee to the point he tried with the help of TX state Sen. Lois Kolkhorst (R-Brenham) to pass the reprehensible SB 6 to do so.

We successfully killed it during the regular session, but have to do so again when the Special Oppression Session starts on July 18.

It's been awhile since I've done one of my TransGriot song rewrites, but it was past time for me to satirically slam Lt. Gov Potty Dan with this remix.

Y'all know the drill, find the song in your fave music program and sing along with Moni's remixed lyrics

Potty Man
(sung to the tune of  'Candy Man' by the Mary Jane Girls)


When you wake up in the morning
And you're laying in your bed
Thinking of new ways to oppress us
That's what goes on in your head

You're the meanest (Potty Man) man I know
And the whole world knows it's so
It's time for another election
November 6 you've got to go

(chorus)
Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh
Dan Patrick is the Potty Man
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh

Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh
He's a despicable Republican
Hey Hey

Potty man
Potty man
Ooh hoo

When you wake up in the morning
And oppression on your mind
You just called up Lois Kolkhorst
And she eagerly found the time

You're the meanest (Potty Man) man we know
We Texans thought we'd tell you so
Don't want you as Lite Gov forever
November 6 you've got to go

Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh
Dan Patrick is the Potty Man
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh

Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh
He's a despicable Republican
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh

Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Yeah yeah he's the, he's the potty man

Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Cause he's a Republican
He's a Republican

Let me pee, let me pee (Let me pee, Let me pee)
In the bathroom that I need to
Let me pee, let me pee (Let me pee, let me pee)
That I would really love (love, love)

Stop attacking trans kids, baby

Potty man
Ooh
Potty man

Potty man
Potty man
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Dan Patrick is the potty man, oh, oh, oh
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Cause he's a Republican

oh oh oh oh oh oh ooh Ooh
Dan Patrick is the potty man
oh
Cause he's a Republican

I want you to leave
Leave Texas trans peeps
Leave Texas trans peeps alone, baby
Stop oppressing
Stop HB 2899 baby

Stop oppressing
Stop attacking Texas transkids, baby
Leave the Texas
Leave Texas transpeeps alone baby
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

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